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Date |
Response |
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Dear Little King: This is selfish and I am still waiting for you to
answer my question - WHY GIVE MONEY?! I NEED FISH!
Signed,
Still Selfish (Notice my name - it has fish in it - that's right, I
NEED FISH!) |
13-Feb-2009 |
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Dear Icy Traveller, I am a penguin from Ontario and not everyone here
says "Eh!" a lot. Why did you make that mistake in your article about
Ontario?
Yours Truly,
Confused |
13-Feb-2009 |
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Dear Dr. Ice: My name is Skipper, and I am from the Central Park Zoo
in New York City (I am now living somewhere in Africa since I escaped!).
I love fish, and I love ice, but there is no ice to be found where I
live. Will I still be able to live a long and healthy life??
Sincerely,
Skipper |
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Dear Little King: Why are you going to give 1000 dollars to a penguin?
How about a horse or a fish?
Love,
Selfish |
31-Oct-2008 |
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Dear Mrs. Ice Blue: This is Fishless again (remember me, I was hopping
mad and called your ideas bird-brained). Well, if rich penguins
are your favourite and you ignore us poor penguins you won't get our
votes! Also, I do work for rich penguins and they are mean so I
doubt they'd give me more fish since they are very fat and love to eat.
My vote goes to Mr. Blizzard Green - or maybe Mr. Tornado since I am a
girl who loves to sing and $2,000 can buy a lot of fish. What do
you say about that?
Signed,
Still Hopping Mad and Fishless |
24-Oct-2008 |
Dear
Still Hopping Mad and Fishless
That’s
too bad you feel that way! Hey, didn’t we go through all this already?
Maybe that’s why your boss is mean, you always ask the same things.
My answer
to you is that you need to find a different boss.
Oh! I
need a new cook, and I’ll even let you have the left over fish!!
Thank you
Ms. Ice
Blue |
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Dear Mr. Blizzard Green, I am a rich penguin, and I am wondering why
you would lower the taxes for poor penguins? Poor penguins don't
have a lot of money and they could not buy many things. I have
lots of money and buy lots of things. If it was lower for me I
would buy even more things and then I would vote for you.
Sincerely,
Rolling in the money |
24-Oct-2008 |
Dear Rolling
in the Money
I have to
lower taxes for poor penguins because THEY DON’T HAVE MONEY and YOU
DO!!!! The other reason for that is THAT I’M A POOR PENGUIN TOO!!!!
Yours truly,
Mr. Blizzard
Green |
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Dear Little King Pink, I am a macaroni penguin who wonders why you
would give $1,000 to any King penguin. Why not to every macaroni
or rock hopper? Also, why do you only give $1,000? Why not
give them $2 million or something? If you gave them more they
might actually vote for you.
Sincerely,
Moneyless |
24-Oct-2008 |
Dear
Moneyless
I give
money to King Penguins because I am a King Penguin and they are my
favorites!!!
King
Penguins RULE!!!!!
Sincerely,
Little King Pink |
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Dear Mrs. Ice Blue, I have a feather to pick with you - how come you
want to give free fish to penguins who are already rich enough to get it
themselves? They don't need free fish, the poor penguins do!
I've heard of some bird-brained ideas before, but this takes the cake!
(or should I say fish).
Hopping mad,
Fishless |
22-Oct-2008 |
Dear Hopping mad,
Because rich penguins pay more taxes and rich penguins are my favourite and
if you work for a rich penguin you might get some free fish.
Mrs. Ice
Blue
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Dear Mr. Tornado, Why give every girl penguin who can sing $2,000, and
not give girls who can dance the money? Haven't you seen Happy
Feet?
Sincerely,
Dancing Fool |
19-Oct-2008 |
Dear Dancing fool,
Because dancing does not impress me and singing is like opera, and if
you don't like that idea I suppose you leave town.
Mr. Tornado
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Dear Mr. Tornado
What if a boy can sing, why can't he get $2000.00?
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17-Oct-2008 |
Dear Singing Fool,
I'm sorry that you are a boy but the rules are only girls, also you
can't get the $2000.00 because boys are supposed to be working at the
fish shop and not singing.
Yours truly.
Mr. Tornado
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